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12 Reviews | 6 w/ Responses
"Animation so piss-poor it's hilarious."
Very good laughs. I might even vote five for this terrible yet excellent parody.
Author's Response:
I made it crapy on perpose, vote 5
thanks for the review
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I will grant you that this was actually amusing, unsophisticated as it may be. Keep working.
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This was very amusing, very well done, and beats so much of the crap that comes through the portal. I'm voting 5 on this based purely on your excellent effort.
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hahahahaha! "The Ring" secret death is quite possibly the best! I love how you hid all three of them, very, very clever. This is getting a 5 as soon as I can contribute it to my XP ^_^
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Not as good as your other two... not very coherent. But whatever. I'll check more work soon. As always, a high graphics score for working with clay.
Author's Response:
It wasn't really good, I agree.
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In terms of humor... actually leaving the unwanted things in there was amusing. Hopefully you'll gain more respect soon from all the "OMG KNOX STEALER BLAM NOW" nay-sayers.
Author's Response:
Yeah, I know the unwanted things were more. And yes hopefully I do get more respect from them
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Not half-bad, if a little scattered with the story. People claiming that you're ripping knox off are ridiculous. I don't think anyone died and crowned him king of that particular media.
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Of course I scored this Flash accordingly, for I feel it better commemorates your low-grade effort. But the message earns a much higher score. I'm quite glad to see someone stepping up and taking a stab at people who simply downloaded Flash and decided to throw text on an image. As I said before, an excellent rebuttal.
Author's Response:
Yeah, I just made it for the message. I figured so many people would hate what I had to say that they would blam it out of existence, no matter how good the graphics and animation were.
But, strangely enough, even these low-quality graphics made it past judgement. I guess enough people agreed with me to get this past.
Thanks for your review. I appreciate you scoring this accordingly actually, it let's me know what to improve.
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"Finally, a dedication worth watching."
As bad as your singing may be, that more than makes up for the slideshow and ripped music submissions that have begun to litter the portal. And you even kicked yourself in the pants at the end. I'd say humility is the hardest lesson to learn. Have you any other Flash, I think it would be worth watching.
Author's Response:
my goal for this video was to show everyone how important he was.
And to humiliate myself.
I wanted to make myself look so BAD.
it was funny ^^
I'm a twisted person
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If that's meant to make light of a terrible event... somehow I think many would be happier had you not attempted anything at all. Brutal honesty is the best honesty, and so I am.
Author's Response:
ok...?
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